Thursday, January 13, 2005

Scottish Women

If you ever find yourself in Scotland, maybe in a pub and a lovely lady takes a bit of a fancy to you, for the love of god do EXACTLY what she wants.....

Woman Tore off Ex-Lover's Testicle, Court Told

A jilted woman today admitted ripping off her ex-lover’s testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: “That’s yours.

At least he got it back.

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