Thursday, April 27, 2006

Keystone cops

Astonishing!
Suspect's horse and cart getaway

Animal welfare and a northern city's network of narrow alleys foiled the hi-tech power of modern policing when a wanted man escaped from a fleet of pursuit vehicles on a horse and cart. Four motorbikes, a patrol car, a video van, two cycling constables and finally the force helicopter failed to catch the suspect after a slow-motion chase through east Leeds.

A 34-year-old man, who has not been named but is wanted for serious assault, was spotted by a police cycle patrol. The suspect jumped on to a rag-and-bone cart with a friend. Local people in the Chapel Allerton area described "a bizarre procession" along a dual carriageway leading out of Leeds, with the horse and cart weaving around to frustrate its pursuers. West Yorkshire police said that officers had got as close as they could but were anxious not to frighten the horse.
I'm filled with confidence that the rozzers will have no trouble sweeping up Clarke's missing 1,023.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Tarring with one brush

Nice one America.
Muslim 'must pay for visa checks'

A Muslim student had to pay extra for security checks when applying for a visa to visit the United States, because his name was Mohammed.

Mohammed Umar Haleem Khan, 22, was told by US Embassy officials that "a lot of bad people" shared his name.
Can we charge Americans called "George" extra to come here?

Sunday, April 23, 2006

New liars

I like to think that over the last 9 years I have become fairly immune to New Labour's continual spin and their constant lying. But every now and again one of the mindless automatons currently posing as a government minister makes a statement of such unbelievable inanity that my morning coffee ends up being sprayed out of my nose. This morning it was Patricia Hewitt.

Despite huge job losses and mounting financial problems, the NHS is enjoying "its best year ever" according to Health Secretary Patricia Hewitt.

The service faces a financial deficit of up to £800m and some 7,000 job losses have already been confirmed.

Mrs Hewitt said: "We have just come through one of the coldest winters for decades and we haven't had any of the winter bed crises."

The Conservatives say the service's problems are down to mismanagement.

Mrs Hewitt said the NHS had "saved more lives than ever before" this year. (This actually sounds like a spin of "We have killed fewer people this year than last" which is progress I suppose.)
This bold statement doesn't seem to tally with the headlines I recall from the last couple of weeks so I put "NHS" into the BBC News search engine and found...

Nurse cuts 'hit 50% of hospitals'

NHS cash 'wasted by PFI delays'

Overseas NHS doctors 'betrayed'

NHS 'wasting over £500m on drugs' (That's almost as much as Keith Richards)

Pledge to end NHS elderly abuse (Abuse of the elderly has been acceptable up to now?)

Blair rejects NHS 'chaos' claims

MPs consider probe into NHS cuts (Anal probe for Bliar?)

Papers condemn Blair's NHS record

Patients 'fight to find dentists'

Children's hospitals in cash plea

Auditor's warning on NHS finances

NHS to pay £100,000 after death

Call for review of NHS IT upgrade

NHS job cuts 'set to quadruple'

'No money' for 1,200 NHS patients

Hospital trust to shed 200 jobs

Debt-hit NHS trust axes 720 jobs

Charges for NHS fraud allegations

Hospital trust latest to axe jobs

Two years left 'to save free NHS'

Hundreds of health jobs to be cut

Hospital trust to lose 160 jobs

New trust caters for 1.4m people

Hospital faces £8m cash shortfall

Hospital 'failed cancer patients'

Where do the government get their balls from? Do they really think that if they repeat the same crap over and over again without hesitation or deviation (four legs good, two legs better) people will believe them? Are they trying to convince themselves? I know that there are no headlines in good news and that every minute of every day people are having their lives saved by the wonderful people who work in the NHS, but there are clearly problems. Glib statements like "best year ever" do nothing to reassure me that anyone in the government really has a clue as to what is going on or more importantly, how to fix it.

Why am I surprised though? New Labour also tell us that there is no civil war in Iraq, that nuclear power is a great idea and that the moon is made out of green cheese. OK, I made the last one up but you get my point right? The government and reality are not friends. They don’t even have a passing acquaintance.

This really matters. I don’t suffer from nationalism at all, I was born here, I live here for now, but I have never understood what it means to be ‘British’. However, if there is one thing I am proud of, one thing which we should all be proud of it is the NHS. Healthcare for everyone, regardless of race, colour, creed or income, free at the point of delivery. Citizens of richer countries than ours can only dream of such a thing. The party which created the NHS now seems determined to kill it through PFI, targets and needless meddling. It breaks my heart.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Sloppy

Terrorists have a bit of a history with airplanes in the US don't they and President Bush, well he's none to popular with terrorists right now; there must be dozens looking for a way of getting at him. So if I were Bush, one thing that would make me feel really, really safe is the fact that my personal plane, Air Force One is the best protected plane in the whole of the USA. Especially when it's parked up at Andrews Air Force Base. Guarded by the cream of the US Air Force. You certainly wouldn't expect that a joker with a can of spray paint could easily jump over the fence and tag it. That would be impossible.

Wouldn't it?

Astonishing. Has anyone involved in security within the USA learned anything from 9/11?

Update

Dammit.

Air Force One Subject of Internet Hoax

WASHINGTON - A startling Internet video that shows someone spraying graffiti on President Bush's jet looked so authentic that the Air Force wasn't immediately certain whether the plane had been targeted.

It was all a hoax. No one actually sprayed the slogan "Still Free" on the cowling of Air Force One.

The pranksters responsible for the grainy, two-minute Web video — employed by a New York fashion company — revealed Friday how they pulled it off: a rented 747 in California painted to look almost exactly like Air Force One.

"I wanted to do something culturally significant, wanted to create a real pop-culture moment," said Marc Ecko of Marc Ecko Enterprises. "It's this completely irreverent, over-the-top thing that could really never happen: this five-dollar can of paint putting a pimple on this Goliath."

Be afraid

With the war in Iraq going so well, just how seriously is Bush contemplating a war with Iran? Read Seymour Hersh and tremble.
THE IRAN PLANS

Would President Bush go to war to stop Tehran from getting the bomb?
by SEYMOUR M. HERSH

The Bush Administration, while publicly advocating diplomacy in order to stop Iran from pursuing a nuclear weapon, has increased clandestine activities inside Iran and intensified planning for a possible major air attack. Current and former American military and intelligence officials said that Air Force planning groups are drawing up lists of targets, and teams of American combat troops have been ordered into Iran, under cover, to collect targeting data and to establish contact with anti-government ethnic-minority groups. The officials say that President Bush is determined to deny the Iranian regime the opportunity to begin a pilot program, planned for this spring, to enrich uranium.

American and European intelligence agencies, and the International Atomic Energy Agency (I.A.E.A.), agree that Iran is intent on developing the capability to produce nuclear weapons. But there are widely differing estimates of how long that will take, and whether diplomacy, sanctions, or military action is the best way to prevent it. Iran insists that its research is for peaceful use only, in keeping with the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, and that it will not be delayed or deterred.

There is a growing conviction among members of the United States military, and in the international community, that President Bush's ultimate goal in the nuclear confrontation with Iran is regime change.

[continues]
Via mysfit @ i am following my fish.

I have been pondering Bush's intentions towards Iran for a while. It is quite simply beyond my understanding that he would even consider opening a new front in his quest to subjugate the Middle East. Iraq is a disaster. It is costing billions of $$, thousands of lives and no one is really gaining anything. Except the big US corporations who are supplying the industrial war machine with their guns and bombs. And body bags. But Hersh has a habit of being proved right. Pray to whatever god you believe in that he is wrong this time. In the guise of peace, Bush seems to be preparing to unleash a hell on earth. Can I get on a different train please?

Now I've been happy lately, thinking about the good things to come
And I believe it could be, something good has begun

Oh I've been smiling lately, dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be, some day it's going to come

Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides a peace train
Oh peace train take this country, come take me home again

Now I've been smiling lately, thinking about the good things to come
And I believe it could be, something good has begun

Oh peace train sounding louder
Glide on the peace train
Come on now peace train
Yes, peace train holy roller

Everyone jump upon the peace train
Come on now peace train

Get your bags together, go bring your good friends too
Cause it's getting nearer, it soon will be with you

Now come and join the living, it's not so far from you
And it's getting nearer, soon it will all be true

Now I've been crying lately, thinking about the world as it is
Why must we go on hating, why can't we live in bliss

Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides a peace train
Oh peace train take this country, come take me home again

Cat Stevens

Monday, April 17, 2006

Resistance

Following my recent post on ID cards, I’ve been thinking about the poll tax, the last piece of government legislation to meet massive popular opposition. The poll tax was bought down because thousands of people said “NO” and it nicely illustrates how individuals can beat poorly thought out and poorly implemented legislation; how laws which have their genesis in dogma and in a ‘we know best attitude’ ultimately fail as the partnership between the government and the governed breaks down.

I was the 23rd person in the England to be summonsed for non payment of the poll tax and although I was only a part of it the small victory a few of us won over Medina Borough/Isle of Wight County Council in 1990 was part of a massive movement.

The IoW is terribly poor. The economy is seasonal and a bad summer means that many will struggle to make it through the winter. In the late 80s/early 90s there was a realisation that grants could be obtained from Europe and the UK government for regeneration projects. The council had to show that it was raising all the money it was due locally before any extra national funding would be given. So, in a great fanfare of publicity the council decided that it would become the “first council in England to begin court proceedings against non payers of the poll tax”. Duly, I received summons number 23, an extra £50 charge and a date in court.

The Isle of Wight council were hoping to get some good press over this and must have assumed that people would either pay up or meekly go to court, have a bit of a moan about the injustice of the system and then quietly go home. But they hadn’t counted on the fact that one person had read the full legislation and had quietly found a way to beat the council. The headlines the following day were not about the council’s victory over the anarchists but the anarchist’s victory over the council. I wish I could remember our hero’s name but time has lost it to me. I bet there are people in the council who remember him. I bet the lawyers that he embarrassed remember him. He had his 60 seconds in court and it went like this…

Judge: How do you answer the charge that you are wilfully refusing to pay a legally imposed tax?

Our Hero (OH): Not guilty. And as the summons was issued illegally I am seeking compensation from the council.

J: How so?

OH: Can I refer you to Section X, Subsection Y, paragraph Z of the Act? It says, “All documents pertaining to any legal proceeding are to be issued by the fastest appropriate method”

J: Yes. The summonses were all sent by post. Do you not consider this an appropriate method?

OH: I do your honour. But it says the ‘fastest’ appropriate method. The Royal mail is appropriate but the fastest way to use the Royal Mail is to use First Class Post. My summons was sent Second Class.

J: (Turning to the council’s legal team) Do you have any response?

Legal teams: Errrrr, ummmmm no your honour.

J: Case dismissed.

Of course, everybody had been sent their summons by second class and so a council official had to sheepishly advise us all that we could go home. We went to the pub.

Some people had paid their poll tax on receiving the summons. That’s fine. Not everyone is prepared to fight to the bitter end and anyone who defied the system is worthy of praise. They all played a part. They also all paid the £50 additional charge, which the judge later ruled should be refunded due the illegality of the summonses. It cost the council thousands. All because their expensive legal team full of ego and bravado, but empty of common sense and intelligence failed to do what a dusty old commie in a bed-sit managed to. He found the flaw.

History remembers the riot in Trafalgar Square of 30 March 1990; more 200,000 people engaged in civil disobedience on an epic scale. Everyone remembers how they finally woke the Conservative Party up to how unpopular the tax was and to just how out of touch Thatcher had become. But beyond the riots up to 18,000,000 people either refused to pay or did not cooperate fully with the system, paying late, paying in pennies, posting cheques that were unsigned or dated 1890, deducting amounts proportional to that spent on the local police farce or the chief executive’s wages. The imagination shown by poll tax protesters was endless and each and every one of them was a thorn in the side of the government, a problem they didn't need. Six months later both Thatcher and the tax were gone.

ID Cards will lead to demonstrations on a much larger scale. They may be as violent as in 1990 or they may not; they may not need to be. They may of course be far more violent, the validity of violence as a means of political protest is a matter of individual conscience. But the passion felt by those of us who oppose the cards is underestimated by the government and it will boil over somewhere, some when.

However, the headline demonstrations against ID cards will be a side show compared to the drip, drip, drip of people who simply want to mess with the system. Every person who fails to turn up at the allotted time for their ‘classification’ interview and photo session will slow the system down. Everyone who fails to fill in the form properly or forgets to post it back, everyone who spells their name wrongly or gives an incorrect date of birth, everyone who writes over the inevitable barcode, everyone who signs the form “Obi Wan Kenobi” all will be banging nails into the coffin that will inevitably bury ID cards. We all know, we all feel the growing sense of incredulity as people realise the full consequences of ID cards. You don’t have to throw bricks at policemen or go to prison to defy them. You just have to do something.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Willow & leather

What indicates the start of summer? The migratory birds flocking back, sightings of bumble bees and ladybirds? The first wafts of BBQ smoke? No, all wrong.

It's the start of the cricket season!! HURRAH!

First match of the season as always is the county champions Nottinghamshire against an MCC XI at Lord's. Rain delayed the start of course but we're up and running.

England have Sri Lanka and then Pakistan touring and though I think we will struggle in the one day matches, in the proper game we should win both series, though going unbeaten is probably too much to ask for.

A cornucopia of sport is approaching fast. There is still everything to play for at the top of the Premiership, the World Cup is barely 2 months away, two cricket tours; sit back, crack open a beer and enjoy it.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Freddie

Congratulations big man!

Flintoff hailed as world's best

England all-rounder Andrew Flintoff has been named Leading Cricketer of the World for 2005 by Wisden.

The 28-year-old, who was named BBC Sports Personality of the Year last year for his Ashes heroics, edged out Australian Shane Warne to the accolade. "I'm pleased to have been given the award," said Flintoff. "It's very humbling and obviously a great honour. The last 12 months have been fantastic for English cricket and I'm looking forward to building on that success."

Sick?

As there aren't enough genuine things to make you ill, pharmaceutical firms are now inventing diseases. Not to make us all well and happy, but to make more money for themselves.
Drug firms 'inventing diseases'

Pharmaceutical firms are inventing diseases to sell more drugs, researchers have warned.
Disease-mongering promotes non-existent diseases and exaggerates mild problems to boost profits, the Public Library of Science Medicine reported.

Researchers at Newcastle University in Australia said firms were putting healthy people at risk by medicalising conditions such as menopause.
Capitalism. Don't ya love it!!

Actually I think I might have "Restless legs" - every time I read a story like this one I want to run over and give someone a right good kicking.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Clerks II

New trailer.

WATCH IT!!!

Easy now.