Hubris

Elliot Spitzer should have read about Croesus.

Have a look at this...


Honesty Road. Integrity Lane. Oooops.

Spitzer resigns post

Eliot Spitzer was today cast into the wilderness after he resigned from one of the top jobs in American politics, the governorship of the state of New York, in the wake of a prostitution scandal that destroyed his reputation as the scourge of organised crime and immorality.

Live by the (pork) sword, die by the (pork) sword.

Wrongedness

I've got the f'king rage this evening. And I'm not even coming down off anything. I'm not.

I woke up this morning when my radio switched itself on and the first thing I heard was "due to the gales there are no Isle of Wight ferries running this morning." Hmm, I thought. Work don't know were I've been this weekend, they don't know I was in Reading & Thatcham. I could phone in and say I'd been to see my mum and was stuck. But, but, I did the decent thing.

I was up the shop earlier and I saw something which encapsulates all I believe is wrong with the world. Some ex Big Brotyher no-mark, Chantelle is on the cover of a tabloid magazine looking pleased as punch and stating how she got new bOObs to 'get a new man'. Clearly she's a deep woman, she doesn't want to rely on those ethereal things like her charm, personality and wit to get a chap, just a great big pair of JUGS. Now, I have nothing against jugs, in fact I'm a huge fan, but surely a relationship should be build upon a more solid foundation? And there's the rub (fnarr fnarr). Style is winning out over substance. We see it in our politicians, our 'celebs', work even where the people whose faces fit get noticed, not those can actually do a good job. It sucks. Sucks arse. The tits are winning. Viva les ( o Y o ).

But the day has been saved. Giz has booked this years holiday. On 19 June (my birthday) the Reykjavik crew hit Helsinki. Finland, you have no idea what's coming. Bring it on.

Back to the wine.

As you were.

Feisty

I'm in a really fucking strange mood tonight. The weirdest. Can't put my finger on it. Does anyone fancy a pint?

What are you all doing a week on Saturday? This. This is what you're doing.

Join the global protests - demonstrate 15 March

Jeeeeebus. This is my first post of 2008? I should say some really deep shit and amaze y'all but I just wanna swear and shout.

Go watch Mythbusters. There's nothing to see here.

Is Officer Bar-Brady your fave South Park character? Mine's Cartman. Obviously. If I'd got Billie six months after I did she'd be called Eric. Which wouldn't work so well as Billie, what with her being a girl. An shit.

I'm amazed that Cartman is yet to stand as a contender for the US presidential elections. He's more credible than McCain, cooler than Obama and got a smaller ass than Hillary. And the fucking ADL would fucking shit themselves.

Quitting smoking sucks balls.

As you were.

Quitting ciggys means quitting weed (for a bit anyway) and that is what reeeely sucks. I write more though so...