Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Creeps

This is a great link. A nicely dark animation over Radiohead's Creep. (Link from tescosuicide at Blank Forever)

When I bought the 12" of Creep years ago, I was initially disappointed that it was the acoustic version - it doesn't have the great powerchords. But time mellows the hardest of hearts and I think the intensity of the acoustic version suits the song much better.

Staying with music, 'saint' Bob Geldof has announced a follow up to Live Aid to coincide with the G8 summit in Scotland next month. Live Aid 2 will be all about raising publicity rather than money and it is rather sad that 20 years on so little has changed.

An interesting mix of bands have confirmed, though I think I'd rather be in Berlin listening to Brian Wilson than London trying to stay awake as Dido and Coldplay reach an inevitably dull anti-climax. In fact if they wanted to showcase all that is boring, insipid and uninspired in British music they couldn't have done any better. Thank god for The Cure.

Still it might shift a few albums - Madonna has her kids to feed and who am I to deny her, Annie "talent vacuum" Lennox, Stereophonics, Joss Stone, a fat dancer and the rest a chance for some free publicity? The Spice Girls' publicist must be moist with anticipation. I wonder how many of the bands will release CDs in the week or so after Live 8 on the back of the hype? Gosh aren't I cynical this evening but I bet you I'm not wrong!

I'm on my summer break the week of the G8 summit (and the week before!) so I'll be kicking round the UK looking for something to do. Some good alternatives to the G8 summit can be found here and the police are already shitting themselves that too many people may turn up to protest. Always a good thing.
Anarchy in the UK?

I Like...

If the sum of all the happiness you create is greater than that of all the sadness you cause then you deserve all the riches of the world. Metaphorical riches of course. No one deserves fiscal wealth. No one I've met anyway.

The Complimenting Commenter takes that thought and runs with it.

Spread some love.

Impeach the chimp and his poodle

What's the bigger crime? Lying that you did not have with sex with a person when you had or illegally invading a country based on a whole bag of lies, half-truths, errors and omissions? I think it's the latter, but remembering back a few years to the media feeding frenzy when big Bill C was caught out I wonder if my perspective on the world is a bit off kilter.

So I am pleased to link to this comment piece from today's Boston Globe outlining just why impeachment is the least Bush deserves. If impeachment is a bit strong though, can I suggest a good old fashioned tar and feathering? I'd happily pay for the tar.

And the feathers.

Update:
Here's a nice article from CJR about Dick Cheney's latest attempt to fool the public.

plus ca change

Well done France. Not words which trip off the tongue of your average Englishman, but credit where it's due and the French rejection of the European constitution made my week.
A few years ago I was a confirmed Europhile. I thought democracy was dead in the UK and that Europe was the way forward. But over the last few years, a rag bag of failed domestic politicians (yes Kinnock, I mean you, traitor. House of Lords my fukin arse) and the creme of Euro has beens and never weres have descended on the European institutions to create a shambling, bureaucratic monster. It is unaccountable, undemocratic and out of control. The whole sorry edifice needs pulling down and rebuilding. (Visit The Sprout for the low down on Euro corruption)

The constitution is a great example of why Europe needs to re-engage with its people. Some criticised it for being too federalist. Some criticised it for being too Thatcherite. No one it seems offered a balanced perspective. The European Commission itself should have taken responsibility for all campaigning. There should not have been a Yes and a No campaign, but instead a neutral campaign based on the facts and the realities of the constitution. Then people would have voted from a position of informed reason, not passionate opposition.

Europe can now respond in two ways. One way sees the federalists puffing themselves up, saying the French Non doesn't really mean that much and it's business as usual. The other would see Europe's leaders realising that there is a huge problem with the way they are perceived. They would understand that they have failed to engage the people of Europe in their dreams and ambitions. They would insist that much of the Commission's work be scaled back while the public are educated and informed as to their purpose. An open, engaged and informed Europe. Wouldn't that be a wonder?

So how is this going to play out? The fall guy in France is the Prime Minister Jean-Pierre Raffarin who has tendered his resignation to President Chirac. His replacement is Dominique de Villepin, a career diplomat who has never once been elected to office. Not a good start.

Sunday, May 29, 2005

ID cards scheme 'may cost £18bn'

New report by the London School of Economics says that the real cost of ID cards will be closer to £18 bill or £300 each.

One of the most astonishing sections of this report is the one that states "problems such as changing personal details and people refusing ID cards had not been factored in." So, £18,000,000,000 and there's no guarantee it will work.

Can we really trust the system to be secure if Labour have put so little thought into the basics of the scheme that they have not even had the brains to plan how details will be changed? Cos women get married all the time and change their names. And people move house quite alot I believe.

£18,000,000,000 for a security system which is beaten if you move house or get married. Can't we spend the money on education or the NHS?

Friday, May 27, 2005

ID Cards

Will the information they hold on us be safe, secure and secret?

US wants to be able to access Britons' ID cards

By Kim Sengupta
27 May 2005

The United States wants Britain's proposed identity cards to have the same microchip and technology as the ones used on American documents.

The aim of getting the same microchip is to ensure compatability in screening terrorist suspects. But it will also mean that information contained in the British cards can be accessed across the Atlantic.

Michael Chertoff, the newly appointed US Secretary for Homeland Security, has already had talks with the Home Secretary, Charles Clarke, and the Transport Secretary, Alistair Darling, to discuss the matter.

Continues...

What on earth does the Transport Secretary bring to the table? The drinks?

Thursday, May 26, 2005

That was quick....

The chances of the first test lasting 5 days look slim! Bangladesh all out for 108 in fewer than 39 overs.

Howzat for a bowling return?

Hoggard 13.2 - 5 - 42 - 4
Harmison 14 - 3 - 38 - 2
Flintoff 5 - 0 - 22 - 2
SP Jones 6 - 4 - 4 - 1

That'll do nicely thany you very much.

Reform

Charles Kennedy's open letter to Tony Bliar.

Come clean over vote reform

Dear Prime Minister,

Your government was returned to office on what is historically the lowest ever level of public support in modern times. The first-past-the-post voting system delivered your majority of 67 seats with just 35% of the vote. Put simply, it took 26,877 voters to elect a Labour MP, 44,251 to elect a Conservative MP and 96,378 to elect a Liberal Democrat. Therefore, my purpose in writing is to urge you to revisit the overwhelming case for electoral reform.

When you were in opposition, you actively courted my predecessor Paddy Ashdown with promises about reform of the voting system and a switch to proportional representation. In government, you set up a commission under the late Roy Jenkins - then refused to implement its findings. You set up a Joint Consultative Committee, which continued until it became clear that there was to be no serious movement on the matter of fair votes.

Prime Minister, you have failed the electorate over the issue of PR. Under your premiership, the Scottish Parliament and Welsh assembly have been established and, like the elections to the European parliament and the Greater London Assembly, these are conducted under various systems involving PR. Next year in Scotland, local government will be transformed with a switch to a proportional system. Yet there is no movement, or any sign of a serious debate about the principle - let alone a timetable - for the same degree of democracy to be offered for elections to Westminster or to local government in England and Wales.

I have repeatedly made clear that I would welcome constructive engagement with any serious political party about introducing proportional representation. I believe it would strengthen our democracy by making Parliament more directly accountable to individual voters. A government elected by proportional representation would have a clearer and more authoritative mandate. Tactical voting would become a thing of the past.

The May 5 election 2005 is yet another milestone. As the campaign run by 'The Independent' has demonstrated, the PR debate has been re-ignited with real passion. It deserves a proper public response.

We have had promises, reports and committees set up by your government, but nothing has changed. Now, the only possible way forward is a Prime Ministerial statement about your personal position on electoral reform and your Government's intentions. There should be no equivocation and a clear vision.

Surely, the time has come to listen and to engage with the nations of the UK It is time to make a real commitment to resolve this deepening democratic deficit. A decision on PR and a timetable for its introduction would be a fine and enduring legacy to bequeath the British people.

Rt. Hon. Charles Kennedy MP

Let's hope the reply is equally open, but as this comment piece by Sean O'Grady indicates it looks unlikely.

First Test

One swallow means nothing. It is the first test match of a new season which heralds the real start of summer. Even if we are only playing Bangladesh. I'm surely not the only person has a little skip in their step on the first day of a new series? Tradition being all in cricket, I have on my old TCCB tie which I have worn on the first day of every test match for longer than I care to remember.

Bangladesh are 130/1 to win this test and that's probably realistic. England should win by an innings and 130 runs. You just have to hope no one gets injured prior to the Ashes later in the summer. With the bank holiday on Monday I almost hope this test goes the full 5 days. I finish work at 12 tomorrow and can't think of a better way of spending 3 and a half days than laying on the lawn with a bottle of Valpolicella listening to Test Match Special. It's what summers were made for.

Shouldn't really talk about sport without saying something about Liverpool. Three nil down at half-time, champions of Europe an hour later. I'm old enough to remember the great Liverpool side of '78 to 84 which won 4 European Cups so I have a deal of respect for Liverpool. It was a great match and a perfect illustration of why football makes the world go round.

ID card spin

More rubbish from the government. The tests they have been running over the last few months appear to have revealed all sorts of faults - ID trials reveal scan problems.

Facial scans worked for 69% of the "quota" group and 48% of disabled volunteers and fingerprints worked for 81% of "quota" group and 80% of disabled people. What use is a system that at best is only correct 81% of the time? I'd take those odds is I were a terrorist intent on destroying society. Fortunately the minister responsible, Tony McNulty, reassures us that "the trials were designed to discover how people found the scanning process, not test the technology".

So that's all right then.

Busted

Pizza rage lands US woman in jail

An 86-year-old US woman arrested for incessantly calling emergency services to complain about a pizza parlour has spent two nights behind bars.
Dorothy Densmore of Charlotte, North Carolina, called the emergency 911 service 20 times in 38 minutes. Angry she could not get the meal delivered to her home, she demanded police arrest the pizza proprietors. But when she refused to stop calling, police arrived with their own delivery, arresting her for abusing the hotline.

The article goes on to say she has been charged with resisting arrest - despite being only 5 ft and 98lbs. What sort of pussy policemen do they have in North Carolina?

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Spectacle

How does Phil Spector expect to be taken seriously at his murder trail while he has such a crazy haircut? (thanks ES)

More ID card nonsense

If ID cards are going to save the economy as much money as Bliar is indicating, why are we having to pay for them? Why will they not be paying for themselves? Do you want to pay as much as £90 to join a police state?

Blair defends identity card plan

ID cards are needed to stop the soaring costs of identity theft, Prime Minister Tony Blair has said as plans for a national scheme were reintroduced.
The plan is for cards to be phased in from 2008, and made compulsory later. The Tories will join Lib Dems and some Labour MPs to oppose cards unless it is "conclusively proved" they are needed. Critics say the cost of the scheme has already risen since November, and say Mr Blair has cited ID theft as other reasons have failed to win backing.

Passport costs

The Home Office will not put a figure on the cost of setting up the scheme, saying it is commercially sensitive. But the the scheme will cost an estimated £584m to run every year - a cost of £93 per card, compared with an estimated cost of £85 per card in November. Ministers stress they have not yet decided what fees people would have to pay for the cards.

Go to the No 2 ID website. Link on the right.

A worm turns

French fries protester regrets war jibe

Jamie Wilson in Washington
Wednesday May 25, 2005
The Guardian

It was a culinary rebuke that echoed around the world, heightening the sense of tension between Washington and Paris in the run-up to the invasion of Iraq. But now the US politician who led the campaign to change the name of french fries to "freedom fries" has turned against the war.
Walter Jones, the Republican congressman for North Carolina who was also the brains behind french toast becoming freedom toast in Capitol Hill restaurants, told a local newspaper the US went to war "with no justification".
Mr Jones, who in March 2003 circulated a letter demanding that the three cafeterias in the House of Representatives' office buildings ban the word french from menus, said it was meant as a "light-hearted gesture".
But the name change, still in force, made headlines around the world, both for what it said about US-French relations and its pettiness.

Now Mr Jones appears to agree. Asked by a reporter for the North Carolina News and Observer about the name-change campaign - an idea Mr Jones said at the time came to him by a combination of God's hand and a constituent's request - he replied: "I wish it had never happened."
Although he voted for the war, he has since become one of its most vociferous opponents on Capitol Hill, where the hallway outside his office is lined with photographs of the "faces of the fallen". "If we were given misinformation intentionally by people in this administration, to commit the authority to send boys, and in some instances girls, to go into Iraq, that is wrong," he told the newspaper. "Congress must be told the truth."

Although if you tell the Congress too much truth, they censor it anyway - see below.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Nooooooooo

The Spice Girls are planning to reform next year for a 10th anniversary show.

There is a tragic inevitability about this. Individually they are 5 talentless mingers. Collectively they are transformed into a global brand adept at separating pre-teen girls from their pocket money. How wonderfully cynical of them. Girl power my arse.

Stupid is the force

Who would have guessed that making lightsabres out of flourescent tubes and petrol would end in disaster? About 99.99% of the world I imagine. But not these two Einsteins...

Two hurt in mock lightsabre duel
Two Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after apparently trying to make lightsabres by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol. A man, aged 20, and a girl of 17 are believed to have been filming a mock duel when they poured fuel into two glass tubes and lit it. The pair were rushed to hospital after one of the devices exploded in woodland at Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire.

Electoral Reform

Campaign forces Labour and Tories on to the defensive

The Labour and Conservative leadership were forced on the defensive over voting reform as the Lord Chancellor was accused of "running scared" over the issue and Michael Howard tried to mobilise the Tory rank and file to oppose change. Conservative headquarters responded to The Independent's Campaign for Democracy with a detailed briefing for party activists attacking reform.

If you haven't already signed the Independent's online petition, please do. This is likely to turn into a battle of will between the reformers (us) and the traditionalists who don't want any changes to the system which will reduce their influence. On the day the election was called Tony said that the British people were in charge. On the day he won he told us he was listening. Don't let him backtrack so soon.

Monday, May 23, 2005

Medical advance

Discovery of 'irony' brain areas

Scientists say they have located the parts of the brain that comprehend sarcasm - honestly. By comparing healthy people and those with damage to different parts of the brain, they found the front of the brain was a key to understanding irony. Damage to any of three different areas could render individuals unable to understand sarcastic comments.

How incredibly interesting.

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Headline of the week..

Man Who Kept Mom in Freezer Had History of Odd Behavior

TOWN OF CAMPBELL, Wis. — As a teenager, Philip Schuth was teased mercilessly by the other kids because his mother still walked him to school. As an adult, he lived with his mother, cut his backyard with a scythe, and once bought $150 worth of Spam in a single grocery store outing.

But the strangest thing of all would come to light over the weekend: Schuth had kept his mother's remains in a basement freezer for years while he went on collecting her Social Security checks. Schuth told authorities that his mother died of natural causes in 2000 and that he feared police might charge him with murder, according to court documents. An autopsy is planned.

"Everybody thought he was nuts," said Gary Mitchell, 59, who lives next door. Neighbors said Schuth had told them that his mother had gone to live in a nursing home about two years ago. Investigators found the freezer — with a 200-to-300-pound block of ice inside it — at the end of an all-night standoff at Schuth's home. The standoff began Friday when a 10-year-old boy told his father that Schuth had hit him and the family confronted Schuth at his home. Schuth pulled a gun and opened fire, according to authorities. The father was hit three times but was not seriously hurt.

District Attorney Scott Horne said he plans to charge Schuth with attempted homicide and reckless endangerment for the shooting, as well as having improvised explosives and concealing a corpse. Neither mother nor son ever really fit in, acquaintances said. Her husband had been stationed in England during World War II; she returned with him to Wisconsin. In fifth or sixth grade, Schuth invited about eight kids to his birthday party, said Daniel Potaracke, 51, who grew up three blocks away. Only Potaracke showed up.

"I think that (the teasing) fed into her distrust of Americans," Potaracke said. "She wasn't all there. I'm sure that scarred him mentally for life."

Schuth was a college graduate but never found full-time work. He never had a driver's license or owned a car. Once, Mitchell said, he gave Schuth a ride to a grocery store where Schuth bought $150 worth of Spam. The next day, he gave him a ride to a department store, where Schuth piled three shopping carts full of toilet paper. Mitchell asked Schuth once why he wore knee-high rubber boots. Schuth replied that a group of kids had attacked him, and he started carrying a gun in his boots.

Saturday, May 21, 2005

Fuck C*nsor*hip

From the land of the free.

Galloway's Senate Testimony Scrubbed from Official Subcommittee Website!

Chairman Coleman's Office Passes Buck for Explanation!

The stunning testimony given by British MP George Galloway before the U.S. Senate subcommittee on Investigations is apparently so hot that it seems to have "gone AWOL" from the subcommittee's website according to the British newsite VNU Network. The BRAD BLOG can confirm that all witness testimony -- except that of Galloway's -- from last Tuesday's extraordinary hearings is available in PDF format on the subcommittee's webpage on the hearings.

At those hearings, Galloway blasted subcommittee Chairman Sen Norm Coleman's (R-MN) investigation into the U.N. Oil-for-Food "scandal" which Galloway referred to as "the mother of all smokescreens".

Please, Channel 4, not again

The teasers began a week or so ago and the full trailers started last night. With a truly depressing inevitability, next Friday sees the start of Big Brother 6. I really don't want to sound like a cultural snob (I am though, so that's how it comes out) but Channel 4 execs should have a good think about the phrase "best before" and realise that it doesn't just apply to groceries.

Ratings for reality TV shows have been in decline for a while now. ITVs lamentable Celebrity Love Island not only redefines the term 'celebrity' but has haemorrhaged viewers since its launch earlier this week after being described by one reviewer as a brilliant advertisement for the superior worth of radio. Reality TV is dead. No flowers please.

And you know what saddens me the most? When the music starts at 9 next Friday night who will be watching? I will. Who will then do all he can to ignore it? I will. Who will be hooked by week 8 (once all the biggest tossers have gone)? I will. Pray for my soul.

Friday, May 20, 2005

Maybe Iraq's not next

Seems like my comment earlier this week that Saudi Arabia should be a target for the US/UKs bully boy armies may be prophetic. CNN report that Saudi Arabia wants to sign an obscure agreement that the U.N. nuclear watchdog has warned could keep international inspectors from monitoring any atomic activities within its borders. Ring any bells?

Possible WMD. Check.
Refusing to allow in UN inspectors. Check.
Oppressive, undemocratic regime. Check.
'kin loads of oil. Check.

Helmets on lads, we're going in.

Speaking of helmets, if things are going so well in Iraq, as our leaders would have us believe why was Condi Rice dressed up like an Action (wo)Man when she visited last week? Could it be that instead of getting better, the true situation in Iraq is getting far, far worse? Still, it's hard to have a great deal of sympathy with Condi considering the lie upon lie upon lie on which the war was based. Maybe if the media had the balls to reveal more of the other side side of the conflict more people would give a damn?

Finally for now, have a look at the picture below. It's a scan of the document used by the US senate to hang George Galloway. Have a close look at George's name (click the picture for a larger version). Does it look a bit fuzzier than the others? Does it look a little crooked? Draw your own conclusions to its authenticity.

Take the time

A couple of quick links for you all.

The first one will take you to The Independent's petition for electoral reform. Make your vote count next time.

This link will transport you to a place where you can make a pledge not to register for an ID card. You will see my name there already, now let me see yours. Civil disobedience is the new rock and roll; or the new black. I forget which.

It seems half the company I work for have quit this month and cold drinks are being taken in a local bar. Cheers.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Briefly

OK, I should be in bed chilling, but George Galloway is on Question Time and I've just found this link from GromBlog.

TB's big idea for the third term is ID cards. I've ranted against them in the past and rest assured, I'll rant against them many times in the future. Apart from being illiberal and fascistic the technology behind them is less than fool-proof. Tsutomu Matsumoto beat a sophisticated fingerprint recognition device with a Gummi bear.

A Gummi bear.

That's the next thing they'll be confiscating at airports.

"Step aside sir, do you have any knives, sharp instruments, detonators, AK 47's or Gummi bears?"

My steak was lovely by the way, as was my bath accompanied by The Barber or Seville. And I did get through Brian Manning and the dialectics of revolt.

Not tonight Josephine

I'm knackered this evening. It hasn't really been a tough week so far, stress levels are no higher than normal, I've not been drinking (too much) or smoking (too much) but I just feel worn down. Running on empty. I've even been watching Fox News to try and raise some passion for a good venomous post but the bile will not rise.
I've been neglecting those things that are good for the soul, reading, music, friends, getting lost in thoughts of love (I wish) and life... Downtime is required.
I'm going to have a long bath while Maria Callas transports me to another world.
Then I'm going to cook a steak (vegetables? Not today, this is a red meat and bread day) and retire to bed with my biggest mug, full of cocoa, some articles I pulled from the internet ages ago and haven't got round to reading yet and David Brin's Earth.

Here's something beautiful for you all to be getting on with.

This is an extract from Book XVIII of Ιλιάς. Achilleus has been sulking for the bulk of the story so far, not really getting involved in the war and the Trojans have gained the upper hand. In a bid turn back their advances, Patroklos puts on Achilleus' armour and faces the enemy in battle. But he has neither the strength or guile of Achilleus and is killed by Hektor the Trojan hero. The Trojans strip him of Achilleus' armour and the Achaians have to fight for his mortal body.
Achilleus, after recovering and tending to Patroklos' body is resolved to re-enter the battle. Having no armour the goddess Thetis, who is Achilleus' mother returns to Olympos and has Hephaistos god of fire, forge Achilleus' new armour.

The translation used here is Samuel Butler's, as it is the first one I found online. I've simply transposed the names back to their un-Latinised forms and replaced the odd word here and there. I prefer Martin Hammond's prose translation as it is the one I am most familiar with from my university days.

Enjoy.

First he shaped the shield so great and strong, adorning it all over and binding it round with a gleaming circuit in three layers; and the baldric was made of silver. He made the shield in five thicknesses, and with many a wonder did his cunning hand enrich it.
He wrought the earth, the heavens, and the sea; the moon also at her full and the untiring sun, with all the signs that glorify the face of heaven- the Pleiades, the Hyades, huge Orion, and the Bear, which men also call the Wain and which turns round ever in one place, facing Orion, and alone never dips into the stream of Oceanus.
He wrought also two cities, fair to see and busy with the hum of men. In the one were weddings and wedding-feasts, and they were going about the city with brides whom they were escorting by torchlight from their chambers. Loud rose the cry of Hymen, and the youths danced to the music of flute and lyre, while the women stood each at her house door to see them.
Meanwhile the people were gathered in assembly, for there was a quarrel, and two men were wrangling about the blood-money for a man who had been killed, the one saying before the people that he had paid damages in full, and the other that he had not been paid. Each was trying to make his own case good, and the people took sides, each man backing the side that he had taken; but the heralds kept them back, and the elders sate on their seats of stone in a solemn circle, holding the staves which the heralds had put into their hands. Then they rose and each in his turn gave judgement, and there were two talents laid down, to be given to him whose judgement should be deemed the fairest.
About the other city there lay encamped two hosts in gleaming armour, and they were divided whether to sack it, or to spare it and accept the half of what it contained. But the men of the city would not yet consent, and armed themselves for a surprise; their wives and little children kept guard upon the walls, and with them were the men who were past fighting through age; but the others sallied forth with Ares and Pallas Athene at their head- both of them wrought in gold and clad in golden raiment, great and fair with their armour as befitting gods, while they that followed were smaller. When they reached the place where they would lay their ambush, it was on a riverbed to which live stock of all kinds would come from far and near to water; here, then, they lay concealed, clad in full armour. Some way off them there were two scouts who were on the look-out for the coming of sheep or cattle, which presently came, followed by two shepherds who were playing on their pipes, and had not so much as a thought of danger. When those who were in ambush saw this, they cut off the flocks and herds and killed the shepherds. Meanwhile the besiegers, when they heard much noise among the cattle as they sat in council, sprang to their horses, and made with all speed towards them; when they reached them they set battle in array by the banks of the river, and the hosts aimed their bronze-shod spears at one another. With them were Strife and Confusion, and cruel Death who was dragging three men after her, one with a fresh wound, and the other unwounded, while the third was dead, and she was dragging him along by his heel: and her robe was bedrabbled in men's blood. They went in and out with one another and fought as though they were living people haling away one another's dead.
He wrought also a fair fallow field, large and thrice ploughed already. Many men were working at the plough within it, turning their oxen to and fro, furrow after furrow. Each time that they turned on reaching the headland a man would come up to them and give them a cup of wine, and they would go back to their furrows looking forward to the time when they should again reach the headland. The part that they had ploughed was dark behind them, so that the field, though it was of gold, still looked as if it were being ploughed- very curious to behold.
He wrought also a field of harvest corn, and the reapers were reaping with sharp sickles in their hands. Swathe after swathe fell to the ground in a straight line behind them, and the binders bound them in bands of twisted straw. There were three binders, and behind them there were boys who gathered the cut corn in armfuls and kept on bringing them to be bound: among them all the owner of the land stood by in silence and was glad. The servants were getting a meal ready under an oak, for they had sacrificed a great ox, and were busy cutting him up, while the women were making a porridge of much white barley for the labourers' dinner.
He wrought also a vineyard, golden and fair to see, and the vines were loaded with grapes. The bunches overhead were black, but the vines were trained on poles of silver. He ran a ditch of dark metal all round it, and fenced it with a fence of tin; there was only one path to it, and by this the vintagers went when they would gather the vintage. Youths and maidens all blithe and full of glee, carried the luscious fruit in plaited baskets; and with them there went a boy who made sweet music with his lyre, and sang the Linus-song with his clear boyish voice.
He wrought also a herd of homed cattle. He made the cows of gold and tin, and they lowed as they came full speed out of the yards to go and feed among the waving reeds that grow by the banks of the river. Along with the cattle there went four shepherds, all of them in gold, and their nine fleet dogs went with them. Two terrible lions had fastened on a bellowing bull that was with the foremost cows, and bellow as he might they haled him, while the dogs and men gave chase: the lions tore through the bull's thick hide and were gorging on his blood and bowels, but the herdsmen were afraid to do anything, and only hounded on their dogs; the dogs dared not fasten on the lions but stood by barking and keeping out of harm's way.
The god wrought also a pasture in a fair mountain dell, and large flock of sheep, with a homestead and huts, and sheltered sheepfolds.
Furthermore he wrought a green, like that which Daedalos once made in Knosos for lovely Ariadne. Hereon there danced youths and maidens whom all would woo, with their hands on one another's wrists. The maidens wore robes of light linen, and the youths well woven shirts that were slightly oiled. The girls were crowned with garlands, while the young men had daggers of gold that hung by silver baldrics; sometimes they would dance deftly in a ring with merry twinkling feet, as it were a potter sitting at his work and making trial of his wheel to see whether it will run, and sometimes they would go all in line with one another, and much people was gathered joyously about the green. There was a bard also to sing to them and play his lyre, while two tumblers went about performing in the midst of them when the man struck up with his tune.
All round the outermost rim of the shield he set the mighty stream of the river Oceanus.
Then when he had fashioned the shield so great and strong, he made a breastplate also that shone brighter than fire. He made helmet, close fitting to the brow, and richly worked, with a golden plume overhanging it; and he made greaves also of beaten tin.
Lastly, when the famed lame god had made all the armour, he took it and set it before the mother of Achilleus; whereon she darted like a falcon from the snowy summits of Olympos and bore away the gleaming armour from the house of Haphaistos.

Nice work if you an get it...

They've just had a month off for the election.

MPs' bumper 80-day summer break

MPs are to have an 80-day summer break from the House of Commons.
Commons leader Geoff Hoon said the House will rise on 21 July - and not return until 10 October, after the party conference season.

That means the recess begins a week earlier than expected - and does not include the short sitting in September introduced in recent years.

Ex-Foreign Office minister Chris Mullin said he was disappointed the Commons was reverting to such a long break.

I bet he is. He could always go back early and set a good example. Or stay on the beach. Whatever.

Ignore the abuse - think of the oil

Didn't we base troops in Saudi Arabia before we invaded Iraq to replace their brutal regime? Maybe the troops should have stayed in Saudi?

From today's Washington Post

Briton's Tale of Torture Offers View of Saudi Justice

By Glenn Frankel
Washington Post Foreign Service
Thursday, May 19, 2005; A20

SOWERBY BRIDGE, England -- During the first two months he was imprisoned, Sandy Mitchell alleges, his Saudi interrogators beat him every day. And even after he told them what they wanted to hear and confessed on television to a crime he insists he didn't commit, they were not finished.

They came to his jail cell one morning, he recalls, restrained him with ankle chains, handcuffs and a blue velvet blindfold and marched him to another room. When they made him kneel on the floor, he was certain he was about to be executed.

"It felt like an eternity -- I started thinking about the mistakes I made in my life and about my family, all these things that pass through your mind," he recalled, sitting in a pub in his native Britain last week. "Then I got this thwack on the back of my neck. I must have passed out for a few seconds. I thought I was dead. And when I came to, I heard them laughing."

The mock execution was only one of the types of torture Mitchell says he underwent during the 32 months he spent in Saudi custody charged with killing a fellow Briton in Riyadh. Mitchell says he was also punched, kicked, spat at, beaten on the soles of his feet with an ax handle and chained for nine days to a steel door frame in his cell. His interrogators threatened to arrest and torture his wife. After he confessed, he was sentenced to death at a 10-minute hearing.

Mitchell's story offers a view of the methods and mind-set of the oil-rich Middle Eastern ally of the United States and Britain. But he and his sister, Margaret Dunn, who traveled to Saudi Arabia five times to press for his release, also contend the British government put commercial and diplomatic interests above its duty to protect its citizens, leaving Mitchell and a half-dozen other foreign nationals to their fates.

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Look a Likey?

I was watching the old BBC series of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy last night and this thought struck me.

Does Marvin the paranoid android look like Morrissey?


Morrissey


Marvin the paranoid android

Starter for 10...

Questions from mysfit over at I am following my fish.

1) Who's your #1 hero of all time?
That's a tough one. In my humble opinion, to be a real hero the person has to be someone you not only look up to and admire but also a genuine inspiration for life. That rules out many of the people who initially leapt into my mind. For example, Glenn Hoddle is a hero. He is the most gifted footballer I have ever seen. Not as flashy as Gazza, not as prolific in front of goal as Clive Allen, just effortless quality. Any young footballer should study him. But I'm not a young footballer. Ian Botham, Mike Brearley, Cruyff, Ali, James Hunt, Bjorn Borg all get ruled out for the same reason.

What about writers? I adore Oscar Wilde. I love his work, I admire (though think it foolish) the way he stood up for himself and faced a trial when he was given every opportunity to run to France, but that isn't, I think quite enough. I don't aspire to be a playwright or a novelist (don't have the discipline) so Oscar is ruled out. As are Homer, Aristophanes etc.

The one name I kept bouncing back to is Bill Hicks. Bill cut the crap. He called it as he saw it. He admitted his own faults and celebrated them. There was no bullshit, no messing, just - this is how it is, this is how it should be. Bill Hicks is my hero.

2) If you where a cookie, what type of cookie would you be?
The sort or raw cookie that's in Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough ice cream.

3) What's your dream job?
Appropriate as I'm looking to change jobs again at the moment. At present I work in financial services and as Morrissey said "It pays my way, but it corrodes my soul." But I change what I want to do almost as often as I change my socks. The one thing I keep coming back to is a paramedic. By the time I'm 40 (only a fraction over 2 years now) I want at least to be doing a job that inspires me, that makes me feel I'm making a difference. You can't do it sitting in an office. I'll say paramedic.

4) What is the "Reason" you are here?
By here can I take it you mean the blogosphere? I sit and watch the news every day and see a procession of mediocrity running the planet - and badly may I say. It pisses me off. One or two people who come here will attest to my annoying habit of shouting obscenities at the TV all evening. I'd love to get involved in politics but 2 things hold me back. One is my complete disgust for the existing system with its corruption, nepotism and self serving bureaucracy. The second is my own lack of self confidence. (A third would be the career path - local politics, national politics, junior minister, senior minister etc.. Bollocks to that. I want to be president of the world NOW.) I think I have something to say and a half decent way of saying it. So I sit here and rant as a release.

5) Would you rather be famous or a legend?
Easy. A legend. I don't really subscribe to the cult of celebrity. There are enough non entities filling the tabloid press with their shallow, empty 'indiscretions'. I like my anonymity.

Here's how it works...

The Official Interview Game Rules:
1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying "interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions - each person's will be different.
3. You will update your journal/blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

Unknown Potential

Can it really be 25 years ago today that Ian Curtis died? What a voice. What else can I say that hasn't been said a thousand times?

BBC Radio 6 Music have dedicated the day to Ian and to Joy Division culminatng with a gathering in Manchester at 7.00pm tonight.
Treat yourself. Listen.

Except after tea

Is there any phrase in the English language more calming than "Sit down love, have a nice cup of tea"? There isn't is there? So this is story is just wrong.

Youngsters 'shun traditional tea'

Britons are turning their backs on the traditional cuppa in favour of exotic new herbal, fruit and speciality teas, research suggests.

Tea is what made Britain. It is the life blood circulating through the nation.
A fruit infusion isn't a cup of tea. Is it any wonder the youth of today have no respect for themselves or society? I put it to you that the reason for these ills is they are not drinking enough tea. It's as sensible as anything TB has said on the matter.

So treat yourself to a nice cup of tea and a sit down. You'll feel better for it.

George II

This is my favourite bit

Now, senator, I gave my heart and soul to oppose the policy that you promoted. I gave my political life's blood to try to stop the mass killing of Iraqis by the sanctions on Iraq, which killed a million Iraqis, most of them children. Most of them died before they even knew that they were Iraqis, but they died for no other reason other than that they were Iraqis, With the misfortune to be born at that time. I gave my heart and soul to stop you committing the disaster that you did commit in invading Iraq.

And I told the world that your case for the war was a pack of lies. I told the world that Iraq, contrary to your claims, did not have weapons of mass destruction. I told the world, contrary to your claims, that Iraq had no connection to Al Qaeda. I told the world, contrary to your claims, that Iraq had no connection to the atrocity on 9/11, 2001. I told the world, contrary to your claims, that the Iraqi people would resist a British and American invasion of their country and that the fall of Baghdad would not be the beginning of the end, but merely the end of the beginning.

Senator, in everything I said about Iraq, I turned out to be right and you turned out to be wrong. And 100,000 people have paid with their lives, 1,600 of them American soldiers sent to their deaths on a pack of lies; 15,000 of them wounded, many of them disabled forever on a pack of lies.

If the world had listened to Kofi Annan, whose dismissal you demanded, if the world had listened to President Chirac, who you want to paint as some kind of corrupt traitor, if the world had listened to me and the anti-war movement in Britain, we would not be in the disaster that we're in today.

Senator, this is the mother of all smokescreens. You are trying to divert attention from the crimes that you supported, from the theft of billions of dollars of Iraq's wealth. Have a look at the real oil- for-food scandal. Have a look at the 14 months you were in charge of Baghdad, the first 14 months, when $8.8 billion of Iraq's wealth went missing on your watch. Have a look at Halliburton and the other American corporations that stole Iraq's money, but the money of the American taxpayer. Have a look at the oil that you didn't even meter that you were shipping out of the country and selling, the proceeds of which went who knows where. Have a look at the $800 million you gave to American military commanders to hand out around the country without even counting it or weighing it. Have a look at the real scandal, breaking in the newspapers today. Revealed in the (INAUDIBLE) testimony in this committee, that the biggest sanctions busters were not me or Russian politicians or French politicians; the real sanctions busters were your own companies with the connivance of your own government.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Gorgeous George

Love him or hate him, George Galloway is a man who will not be ignored.

Last week the US Senate Subcommittee on Investigations of the Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs accused George of receiving oil export credits from Saddam Hussein totalling about 20 million barrels. The committee did this without bothering to question George in person, so he packed his bags on Sunday night and flew to Washington. Many in the senate committee will be wishing he hadn't.

If you accuse George of something you'd better be sure of your facts. George speaks his mind. It's a scarce enough quality in UK politicians but seems much more so in the US Senate. And George did not disappoint. The accusations were thrown back at the Senate with interest. George does not deny meeting Saddam but points out that he has met the former dictator twice - the same number of times as Donald Rumsfeld. I quote...

"The difference is Donald Rumsfeld met him to sell him guns and maps... I met him to try to bring about an end to sanctions, suffering and war"

Even Fox News can't ignore this story.

The firebrand British member of Parliament who has been accused of accepting oil vouchers as part of the Oil-for-Food scandal told U.S. lawmakers Tuesday he did nothing wrong and accused the United States of diverting attention from their own crimes in Iraq by implicating him.

That's the way to do it!! I certainly admire his indefatigability. Read the stories. I'm still laughing too much.


UPDATE

CNN have published a full transcript of today's senate hearing. Pop over and have a read.

And here's The Guardian's article proving Galloway's point that the US government was one of the biggest UN sanction breakers accounting for about 52% of all the oil illegally sold by Hussein's regime. Do you think the senate committee will investigate this? Do you think they'll investigate the late Pope JP II or Nelson Mandela whose names were also on the list used to 'prove' Galloway guilty. Or do you think it will be quietly fogotten about?


Here's a reminder of little Donny R meeting Saddam when he was selling him weapons on behalf of 'Mad Dog' Reagan.

Hypocrite.

Outlook - stormy

The SNP re-define the expression storm in a teacup.
(It's not just me thinks that is it?)

New BBC weather map causes storm

The BBC's new weather map has caused a political storm with the Scottish National Party claiming it gives a "distorted" view of Scotland. New television weather forecast graphics began on Monday but the SNP MP for the Western Isles, Angus MacNeil, called for the BBC to think again.

He said the map makes it more difficult for people in the north and the islands to get an accurate forecast. The graphic shows the UK from a southerly perspective. Mr MacNeil has put down his first Early Day Motion at Westminster calling on the BBC to rethink the new weather graphics. He said England had a landmass which is less than twice Scotland's area. But recent changes give England a presence on the TV screen which is 10 times that of Scotland, he said.

Mr MacNeil said: "People in my constituency depend on reliable weather forecasting for a range of crucial outdoor activities - including fishing and crofting - but this new map leaves them with almost zero visibility for weather in the isles.

"There would be outcry in London if the map was angled from the north, because it would have Barra bigger than London and Lewis twice the size of the south-west. We are well used to changeable weather, but this map is a change too far. The BBC needs to rethink their daft distorted map. They need to see Scotland as it is."

Another small victory

Lindis Percy is a legend in the peace movement. She's been a thorn in the side of successive governments for more years than she would probably care to remember. I've been lucky enough to meet her at a couple of CND conferences and her energy and passion is an example to all.

A regular event in North Yorkshire is the Tuesday night demo outside the US spy base at Menwith Hill. Lindis was in court this morning facing five charges relating to the demonstration. The MoD and North Yorkshire Police were seeking an ASBO to prevent Lindis turning up and causing them any more trouble. In a splendid decision showing just how important an independent judiciary is, District Judge Roy Anderson refused the ASBO saying

"I am firmly of the view courts ought not to allow anti-social behaviour orders to be used as a club to beat down the expression of legitimate comment and the dissemination of views of matters of public concern."

The full story is here.

This is Lindis' second victory over political persecution in a little over a year. In March 2004 a judge cleared her of aggravated trespass after she broke into RAF (USAF) Fairford protesting against the war in Iraq.
Grandmothers taking on the system and winning. It doesn't get much better than this.
This is democracy - are you watching Tony?

Reform

The Independent are continuing to run with their campaign for electoral reform. John Curtice writes a thought provoking piece in today's paper outlining why the debate is just beginning.
The biggest problem to be overcome is the inertia any sitting government feels in making reforms which could reduce its majority in parliament. They don't really care about fairness or balance they just want power.

The omens are not good so far. Blair promised he would take electoral reform seriously in the 1997 manifesto and has done nothing. He promised further reform of the House of Lords in this year's manifesto, but those plans have already taken a back seat so that ID cards, possibly the most illiberal and undemocratic piece of legislation in my life, can get through.

Respect seems to be the main message of the queen's speech, respect for the law and for ones fellows. Coming from the man who showed no respect for international law or the 2 million Britons who marched against his war in Iraq am I the only person who cannot take him seriously? I'm sure TB will say he is looking forward to this new term and pushing forward his 'bold' agenda. I hope he's up for a struggle. There is a mood of dissent in the air. People are finding their voices and realising where power really lies. We should be setting the agenda. The government needs reminding that they work for us. I can't help thinking that he'll get the message sooner or later.

Distressed Daleks

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Let’s not be beastly to Daleks

CENSORS have banned young children from buying the new series of Doctor Who on video or DVD on the grounds of “excessive cruelty” towards a Dalek.

The British Board of Film Classification has refused a PG certificate to the series because of torture techniques applied to the Time Lord’s mortal enemy. Censors ruled that the sequence sets a bad example to children because it implies that the only way to resolve disputes is through force allied with cruelty. A spokesman for the board said: “However cross one might be with a Dalek, being cruel is not the way to deal with the issue. Some children might take it into the playground.”

Shops cannot sell the DVD to children under the age of 12. The same restriction applies to an episode featuring Victorian killer zombies, which attracted complaints from 100 parents after it was screened on BBC One. The BBC expects the Doctor Who DVDs to become an international hit and a wave of merchandise will hit stores before Christmas. The first DVD, which includes another controversial episode, The Unquiet Dead, is to be released today. Fans will pay about £100 for the complete collection, including a Tardis-packaged boxed set.

Dalek will be released in June but the BBC will not cut the episode for children. It depicts the last Dalek in the universe imprisoned and chained by a billionaire, who tortures the creature with drills. The Doctor taunts the impotent Dalek, boasting that he has wiped out its race. But he is also terrified and demands that the weakened Dalek be killed in his lust for revenge. The Dalek eventually kills itself after acquiring human traits. These scenes set a bad example, censors ruled. A spokesman said: “We were concerned at the use of violence to resolve problems. The Doctor is a role model for young children but he takes out his anger on the Dalek. A good role model should not use torture to satisfy his desire for revenge. It is not an acceptable way to deal with problems of power. The DVD must not be supplied to anyone under the age of 12.”

Monday, May 16, 2005

Future perfect

Wouldn't this be just perfect? A vision for the future we can all share.

BBC Weblog Watch

The BBC are wading into the great blog debate and they will no doubt throw much illumination onto the subject. Are we just a bunch of self indulgent idiots or do we add to the journalistic canon by looking at areas the mainstream prefer to ignore?

If the BBC stumbles across this blog, maybe they can answer the question I posed a couple of weeks ago asking why one of their stories on the Ricin plot appears to have been pulled. They're not answering my emails. Why the secrecy?

Errors and Omissions

I posted a story last week entitled 'Hearts and Minds' about the riots which had broken out across Afghanistan following a Newsweek story that a copy of the Koran had been flushed down a toilet at Guantanamo Bay by US interrogators. It would now appear that the story may not have been entirely true. It is pretty shoddy of Newsweek to have run the story without being 100% about the facts especially as it now gives the mainstream right wing media, which wouldn't recognise the truth if it wore a brightly coloured t-shirt saying "TRUTH", a chance to mock the 'liberal' media while continuing to broadcast their own highly selective Bush approved version of the 'news'. (It is worth pointing out that much of the Newsweek story is true and many of the allegations have previously been made and proven. This will no doubt get lost in the right wing feeding frenzy).

For example, the US have been running Operation Matador for the last week or so, aimed at clearing 'insurgents' from North West Iraq. It has had some success with several arms caches having been found, but at least 125 Iraqis have died and 9 US marines were killed late last week. I watched quite a lot of Fox News over the weekend and according to them Operation Matador was a massive success. So how did Fox report on the 9 marines killed? They didn't. Not a word. Is this how the most patriotic news station in the US treats its heroic war dead by ignoring them? It is deeply offensive.

Here's a link to some other news stories ignored by the mainstream. In this example the New York Times stands accused.

Yoga

It's the devil's business, apparently. Actually it's worse than that as it's rooted in Hinduism and is "aimed at transforming human consciousness to experience the Hindu god, which is a false god."

Luckily, you can be saved through Praise Moves an alternative to yoga which has been tested and approved by the holy trinity in person (persons?). Salvation will only cost you $27.95. Alleluja.

US Eugenics

Bit of a shocker.

State Secret: Thousands Secretly Sterilized

N.C. Woman Among 65,000 Sterilized by Gov't, Often Without Their Knowledge, in Twentieth Century

May. 15, 2005 - Beneath the surface of this Southern town, with its lush evergreens and winding riverbanks, is a largely forgotten legacy of pain, secrecy, and human indignity.

"My heart still bleeds, and it will forever bleed, because of what had happened to me," local resident Elaine Riddick said.

Riddick was one of thousands of people secretly sterilized by the state between 1929 and 1974. From the early 1900s to the 1970s, some 65,000 men and women were sterilized in this country, many without their knowledge, as part of a government eugenics program to keep so-called undesirables from reproducing.

"The procedures that were done here were done to poor folks," said Steven Selden, a professor at the University of Maryland. "They were thought to be poor because they had bad genes or bad inheritance, if you will. And so they would be the focus of the sterilization."

Sterilized Without Her Knowledge

Riddick was raped and became pregnant at the age of 13. Social workers labeled her promiscuous and too feeble-minded to ever be a responsible parent. So, after giving birth in 1968, Riddick was sterilized without being told. She learned the truth years later, when she married and tried to have more children. "They took so much away from me," Riddick said. "They took away my spirit and my soul."

North Carolina sterilized close to 8,000 women in hospitals across the state. Even though the practice ended more than 30 years ago, some say the time has come to make amends. North Carolina was one of the first states out of 33 that once practiced sterilization to offer an apology. State Rep. Larry Womble is crafting a bill to provide financial reparations.

Some wonder where the state will get the money. "They say, 'Well, we can't afford it,' " said Womble, a Democrat. "Well, we cannot not afford it."

Elaine Riddick went on to earn a college degree and raise the son she had at 14. He now is an engineering consultant. "I thank you, God, for giving me my child," she said.

Copyright © 2005 ABC News Internet Ventures

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Dracublog

Bram Stoker's novel Dracula has been turned into a blog.

I think it's a great idea.

Firefox

The flaws in the Firefox browser have been fixed. Download the new build here.

Killjoys

My glee at the renaming of the DTI as the Department for Productivity, Energy and Industry was short lived. The Register report that too many of us mocked so the name is being changed back. Has Tony lost his sense of humour along with two thirds of his majority?

That Memo

The Downing Street Memo now has its own website. It is the first and most important link in the chain that busts open all the crap Bush and Bliar told us about the invasion and occupation of Iraq. Read it. Spread it. Write to your MP - Claire found me this site and this site where you can find the contact details for all your representatives in local, regional, national and European government. They work for us remember.

Would you?

I've moaned about Ann Coulter a couple of times in the past. She's a right wing rent-a-gob and Fox News contributor. Every time I see her on TV my passionate opposition to the death penalty is chipped away a little bit.

Massive thanks to MZA who found this site yesterday. I laughed so hard wine dribbled out of my nose (I think that's how Jesus dit it). Most definitely NSFW.

Friday, May 13, 2005

Friday 13th

From Today's Independent.

13 reasons to beware Friday the 13th

1.) Bad news if you're a Knight Templar: Friday 13 October 1307 was the date chosen by Pope Clement V and Philip IV of France to begin their annihilation of the wealthy monastic military order, formed to protect Christian pilgrims during the Crusades. Mass arrests on spurious charges (heresy, blasphemy, homosexuality) were followed by tortured "confessions" and burning at the stake.

2.) A 1993 study in the British Medical Journal, "Is Friday the 13th Bad for Your Health?", found that although fewer people drove on Friday the 13th, the number of hospital admissions due to road traffic accidents was up 52 per cent on "normal" Fridays. It said: "Friday the 13th is unlucky for some ... Staying at home is recommended."

3.) The Chicago gangster Al Capone's slide to ruin began when he was arrested on Friday 13th in 1931. He was later jailed for 11 years for tax evasion and sent to the notoriously strict Alcatraz. He died in 1947.

4.) In the 18th century, the government tried to debunk the naval myth that ships sailing on a Friday would have bad luck. A vessel was commissioned, named HMS Friday. The yard began construction on a Friday the 13th, hired her crew on a Friday and chose a captain called Jim Friday. She set sail on her maiden voyage in 1796 on a Friday, and vanished. Lloyds of London stopped insuring ships launched on Friday the 13th.

5.) On Friday 13 October 1972, the members of Argentina's Montevideo Old Christians rugby club were on their way to a game in Chile when their plane clipped a peak and crashed. Only 16 of the 45 people on board survived. They spent 72 days in the Andes and ate their dead team-mates to survive, inspiring the film Alive.

6.) Sir Henry Segrave chose Friday 13 June 1930 to attempt the water speed record on Lake Windermere. Not knowing he had completed the task, he turned the boat around for a final attempt, but lost control and shot out of the water. Segrave suffered multiple fractures as he was flung from the vessel, but was told he had succeeded before he died.

7.) On Friday 13 July 1984, 12 Germans were killed and 300 injured in freak storms. Hailstones as big as tennis balls fell on Munich, allowing crocodiles and snakes to escape from the zoo.

8.) On 13 November 1970, a cyclone and 20ft tidal surges devastated Bangladesh, killing an estimated 300,000 people.

9.) Bob Renphrey, below, a retired bus conductor from north Wales, worries about Friday the 13th. On those days during the 1990s, he suffered five car crashes, fell through a plate glass door, lost his job, was run over by a motorcycle and fell into a river.

10.) Dave Warren's paraskevidekatriaphobia was severe enough for him to take out a £25,000 insurance policy in 1969, just in case. On Friday the 13ths he had been struck by lightning while in a plane and his car caught fire.

11.) Daz Baxter, of New York, stayed in bed all day on Friday the 13th in 1976 to avoid catastrophe. Alas, his floor collapsed, dropping him six storeys to his death. He was said to be holding his "lucky" rabbit's foot when he landed.

12.) Friday the 13th in February 1987 was bad for Robert Bullard, 21. He attempted suicide by putting his head in a gas oven, but caused only an explosion which did £35,000 damage. He was unharmed.

13.) On 13 August 1976, England's bowlers were humiliated by the West Indian batsmen, who reached a record first innings score of 687-8 at The Oval on their way to victory. Viv Richards hit 291.

More lying

From today's Washington Post. Why have the UK media forgotten about this? Is the great hoodie debate really more important?

British Intelligence Warned Blair of War

Prime Minister Was Told of White House's Resolve to Use Military Against Hussein

By Walter Pincus
Washington Post Staff Writer
Friday, May 13, 2005; A18


Seven months before the invasion of Iraq, the head of British foreign intelligence reported to Prime Minister Tony Blair that President Bush wanted to topple Saddam Hussein by military action and warned that in Washington intelligence was "being fixed around the policy," according to notes of a July 23, 2002, meeting with Blair at No. 10 Downing Street.

"Military action was now seen as inevitable," said the notes, summarizing a report by Richard Dearlove, then head of MI6, British intelligence, who had just returned from consultations in Washington along with other senior British officials. Dearlove went on, "Bush wanted to remove Saddam, through military action, justified by the conjunction of terrorism and WMD [weapons of mass destruction]. But the intelligence and facts were being fixed around the policy."

"The case was thin," summarized the notes taken by a British national security aide at the meeting. "Saddam was not threatening his neighbours and his WMD capability was less than that of Libya, North Korea or Iran."

The notes were first disclosed last week by the Sunday Times of London, triggering criticism of Blair on the eve of the May 5 British parliamentary elections that he had decided to support an invasion of Iraq well before informing the public of his views.

The notes of the Blair meeting, attended by the prime minister's senior national security team, also disclose for the first time that Britain's intelligence boss believed that Bush had decided to go to war in mid-2002, and that he believed U.S. policymakers were trying to use the limited intelligence they had to make the Iraqi leader appear to be a bigger threat than was supported by known facts.

Continues..

© 2005 The Washington Post Company

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Modern Toss

Flicking through the TV channels the other night I was amazed and hugely impressed to see that Modern Toss has made it on to Channel 4. It's not big, it's not clever, it is hilarious albeit in avery juvenile way. Star of the show has to be Mr Tourette. Catch one of the show's trailers here. And another here.

Can we have a grown up debate?

One of the worst things to come from TB's obsession with out-Torying the Tory party is that it looks like weed will soon be re-criminalised. The compliant media are helping out publishing another round of scare stories and trying so hard to link every crime on which they report to drugs. Just as we were getting used to having a mature policy as well. It's all very sad.

I was working on a rant about weed and the like - it was going well. Then I read They'll get my bong when they pry it from my cold dead hand and I gave up. He says it all. Read it. Then skin up and relax.

Replicate me a G&T

You remember those Replicator things on Stargate? They were the funny little insects made out of tessellated shapes that could recreate metals and reproduce themselves? Well they're on their way to earth. (thanks Claire)

US robot builds copies of itself

US researchers have devised a simple robot that can make copies of itself from spare parts.

Writing in Nature, the robot's creators say their experiment shows the ability to reproduce is not unique to biology. Their long-term plan is to design robots made from hundreds or thousands of identical basic modules. These could repair themselves if parts fail, reconfigure themselves to better perform the task they have been set, or even to make extra helpers.

As soon as the little buggers start signing 'Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do' I'm going to lead a cyber-Luddite revolt. Are you with me?

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Bathtime

This is Billie - the simpler of my two cats.

For the last week or so she's taken to sitting at the end of the bath when I'm showering and just watching the water run down the plug-hole. She doesn't try to bat it with her paws or do anything else, she just sits and watches.

Aren't cats funny things? Wouldn't you just love to know what goes on in their fluffy little heads?

George W Bush

A demo and a pint - lovely

The more perceptive of you will have noticed a link on the right saying NO2ID. It will take you to the group campaigning against the possible introduction of ID cards in the UK. It is a worthy cause so click it, sign the petition, buy the t shirt, join in.

ID cards are one of those things that too many people think would be a 'good thing' without actually considering the wider implications. How for example would they prevent terrorism? Only one study has ever been done on a possible link between ID cards and terrorism and it concluded that ID cards would have minimal effect. Spain, I needn't remind, you has ID cards but they did nothing to prevent the 'al-Qaeda' attack there. Are those nasty terrorists intent on destroying all we hold dear going to line up for an ID card? Think on.

What about benefit fraud? The government's own figures show that of the estimated £2,000,000,000 (2 billion) annual benefit fraud only £50,000,000 is obtained by identity fraud. Still a lot of money but only 2.5% of the total. If they really wanted to beat benefit fraud there are more cost effective ways of doing it.

What information would the card contain? Your name, address, blood group, DNA profile? Well, Clause 1 of the ID card bill lists 50, yes FIFTY potential categories of information that will be required, though there is no limit. That's 50 bits of personal information held on each of us on a cumbersome, government database that we have to trust the authorities not to abuse.

Anyone trust Tony? Anyone trust any government to always act entirely in our best interests?

Ask the government how ID cards will beat crime, control illegal immigration or make us even a tiny bit safer and they simply cannot answer you.

Anyway... next Tuesday is the state opening of Parliament when Tony B and all the bastards elected last week after failing to get proper jobs, shuffle over to that archaic stain on our democracy the House of Lords to hear the queen outline what her government plans to subject us all to in the next 12 months. The ID card bill will feature. If you care about civil liberties, NO2ID are holding a demo to coincide with the event. All the nation's media will be there. The more people they see voicing their opposition to ID cards the better. If you can possibly make it assemble at about 10.45 by the statue of Boadicea at the corner of Westminster Bridge and the Embankment (there's always a burger van there so I'll probably be stood near that). Be there or be unable to complain when the state takes over your life.

Depleted Uranium - the gift that goes on giving

So as well as democracy and freedom, we've given the people of Iraq leukemia, lung and kidney disease and a ten fold increase in birth deformities.
Yay to the wise benevolent west! Big pats on the back all round.

Soaring birth deformities and child cancer rates in Iraq

By James Cogan
10 May 2005


Iraqi doctors are making renewed efforts to bring to the world’s attention the growth in birth deformities and cancer rates among the country’s children. The medical crisis is being directly blamed on the widespread use of depleted uranium (DU) munitions by the US and British forces in southern Iraq during the 1991 Gulf War, and the even greater use of DU during the 2003 invasion.

The rate of birth defects, after increasing ten-fold from 11 per 100,000 births in 1989 to 116 per 100,000 in 2001, is soaring further. Dr Nawar Ali, a medical researcher into birth deformities at Baghdad University, told the UN’s Integrated Regional Information Networks (IRIN) last month: “There have been 650 cases [birth deformities] in total since August 2003 reported in government hospitals. That is a 20 percent increase from the previous regime. Private hospitals were not included in the study, so the number could be higher.”

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Closure

Last post about the election. Probably.

I completely missed the battle in Tony Bliar's constituency where Reg Keys, father of one of the six Royal Military Policmen killed in Iraq in 2003, stood against the PM on an anti war platform. He polled 10.3% of the votes and was only 700 behind the Lib Dem candidate. You can read his open letter to Tony Blair here, and his speech after the count is here. Better than that though, you can watch him deliver the speech. Catch the shifty look on Tony's face. It's not the face of a man who is truly proud of his actions.

Now all the election data has been chewed and digested the call for electoral reform is getting louder. I'm only amazed it has taken so long. As a spotty faced teenager studying O level politics more than 20 years ago it was easy to fault the electoral system. It really is rubbish when the Tories polled 50,000 more votes in England than Labour but have 92 fewer seats. And just how legitimate is any government which polls only 36% of the total vote cast, barely 20% of the total electorate?

Make My Vote Count seem to be leading the charge. Pop on over to their website, sign the petition and begin the push towards a credible electoral system.

And finally, as well as re-shuffling his ministerial team, Bliar also tinkered with the ministries. We now have a Department of Productivity, Energy and Industry. Isn't that the most Stalinist sounding department ever? I look forward to their first Glorious Five-Year Plan with great enthusiasm.

Forward comrades. We have nothing to lose but our chains.

Hearts and minds...

That's the way to win them over, hearts and minds.

Riots over US Koran 'desecration'

At least three people have been killed and several injured after police opened fire to break up an anti-US protest in eastern Afghanistan, officials say.
Hundreds of students rioted in the city of Jalalabad over reports that the Koran was desecrated at the US prison camp in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

American troops have now been deployed on the streets to keep order.

A report in Newsweek magazine said US personnel had flushed a copy of the Islamic holy book "down the toilet".

Or you could disrespect their culture and continue shooting the crap out of them....

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Security

In case you haven't heard, a couple of holes have been found in the Firefox browser. If you use it exclusively switch off Java until the fixes are out. Or use Opera.
The full version of Opera 8 has just passed 2 million downloads. There's a link on the side bar.

No lower.

Down a bit more.

There it is.

No trace of irony..

Today's 'you couldn't make it up' story comes from California (uber alles).

Chicken Ticketed for Crossing the Road

Linc and Helena Moore may have finally learned the answer to that age-old question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken doesn't know jaywalking is illegal.

Kern County Sheriff's Deputy J. Nicholson does know, however. The deputy issued a ticket March 26 because one of the couple's chickens allegedly impeded traffic in Johannesburg, a rural mining community near Ridgecrest, some 220 miles northeast of Los Angeles.

The Moores were in Superior Court on Friday to plead not guilty. A trial was scheduled for May 16.

Nicholson has declined to discuss the matter, but sheriff's Sgt. Francis Moore said chickens on the roadway have been a problem in the community of 50 residents. Officials didn't believe it could be resolved by simply issuing the couple a warning.

"Sometimes you have to let people talk to the judge," Moore said.

The chicken's owners say they believe they were cited because they were among several people who complained that sheriff's deputies haven't done enough to control off-road vehicle riders who create dust and noise in their neighborhood.

Sheriff's officials say that isn't so, adding they are doing what they can to keep off-roaders away from homes.

"The chicken thing has nothing to do with the motorcycle thing," Moore said.

Tampering

If you are going to fiddle with your balls, don't get caught. Especially if you're bowling to Dawn here.



In other sporting news, the coach of Super League side St Helens appears to have been sacked for swearing. Swearing? Did we go back to the 50's when I was asleep? I watch a bit of league on Sky (it's not proper rugby I know, but it'll do) and I'm pretty sure I see players and fans and coaches swearing. Floridly and frequently. There's got to be more to it than that. I've a shiny half-crown for the person who reveals the truth.

Monday, May 09, 2005

Let's Be Hens

I found this years ago. I don't remember where I found it. I don't remember who Jan Janorowski is.

You know how some things bring back memories, some bad some good? This is one of those silly things that just reminds me of a time when everything was perfect. I was happy in my life and my work. It was a summer of eternal sun. Now I'm filled with - ah fuck it - I'll sort it.








































Sunday, May 08, 2005

VE Day

60 years ago today the war in Europe ended. Now we're all mates in Europe. Oh yes.

We must be kind
And with an open mind
We must endeavour to find
A way -
To let the Germans know that when the war is over
They are not the ones who'll have to pay.
We must be sweet
And tactful and discreet
And when they've suffered defeat
We mustn't let
Them feel upset
Or ever get
The feeling that we're cross with them or hate them,
Our future policy must be to reinstate them.

Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
When our victory is ultimately won,
It was just those nasty Nazis who persuaded them to fight
And their Beethoven and Bach are really far worse than their bite
Let's be meek to them-
And turn the other cheek to them
And try to bring out their latent sense of fun.
Let's give them full air parity
And treat the rats with charity,
But don't let's be beastly to the Hun.

We must be just
And win their love and trust
And in addition we must
Be wise
And ask the conquered lands to join our hands to aid them.
That would be a wonderful surprise.
For many years-
They've been in floods of tears
Because the poor little dears
Have been so wronged and only longed
To cheat the world,
Deplete the world
And beat
The world to blazes.
This is the moment when we ought to sing their praises.

Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
When we've definately got them on the run
Let us treat them very kindly as we would a valued friend
We might send them out some Bishops as a form of lease and lend,
Let's be sweet to them
And day by day repeat to them
That 'sterilization' simply isn't done.
Let's help the dirty swine again
To occupy the Rhine again,
But don't let's be beastly to the Hun.

Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
When the age of peace and plenty has begun.
We must send them steel and oil and coal and everything they need
For their peaceable intentions can be always guaranteed.
Let's employ with them a sort of 'strength through joy' with them,
They're better than us at honest manly fun.
Let's let them feel they're swell again and bomb us all to hell again,
But don't let's be beastly to the Hun.

Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
For you can't deprive a gangster of his gun
Though they've been a little naughty to the Czechs and Poles and Dutch
But I don't suppose those countries really minded very much
Let's be free with them and share the B.B.C. with them.
We mustn't prevent them basking in the sun.
Let's soften their defeat again - and build their bloody fleet again,
But don't let's be beastly to the Hun.

by Noel Coward

Friday, May 06, 2005

Howard will stand down as leader

Well, this is a genuine surprise. Good riddance though.

Tory leader Michael Howard will stand down "sooner rather than later" to allow a younger leader to take over.

The Tory party will have a real problem replacing him. Can anyone think of a suitable leader? I know I blame Thatcher for everything, but this is her fault. She was always paranoid and so sat on anyone she saw as a potential threat. Looks at Chris Patten. He is without doubt the most intelligent MP the Tories have had since Ted Heath. So what do they do with him? They sent him off to be governor of Hong Kong. Out of sight, out of mind. Ken Clarke is the only person who could possibly lead them but being a Europhile he is reviled by much of the party. A generation of potential Tory leaders has been lost.

Still, fuck ‘em. Die you Tory dinosaur, die.

"Mr Blair, this is for Iraq."

Result of the night.

Galloway's East End street fight

George Galloway's vehement anti-war stance was always going to be one of the highlights of the 2005 general election. His successful and bitter single-issue campaign to oust Oona King from one of the most Muslim seats in the country has secured his place in British political history.
It has also given us a return of sorts to the political street-fighting that once made London's East End such a volatile electoral mix.

Oona King entered the Commons in 1997 with a majority she went on to increase in 2001. A member of the "Blair Babes", she was media savvy and a high profile MP for some of the poorest people in the country. But eight years on, those constituents have punished her closeness to the Prime Minister - not over the bread-and-butter East End issues of jobs and housing - but over her support for the war in Iraq.

And so it was to the cheers of his supporters that the new member for Bethnal Green and Bow declared: "Mr Blair, this is for Iraq."

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Who boob'd

Splendid post from 'i need new footwear' illustrating the confused values we seem to have now.