Tampering

If you are going to fiddle with your balls, don't get caught. Especially if you're bowling to Dawn here.



In other sporting news, the coach of Super League side St Helens appears to have been sacked for swearing. Swearing? Did we go back to the 50's when I was asleep? I watch a bit of league on Sky (it's not proper rugby I know, but it'll do) and I'm pretty sure I see players and fans and coaches swearing. Floridly and frequently. There's got to be more to it than that. I've a shiny half-crown for the person who reveals the truth.