Election broadcast

Did anyone else watch the Labour party election broadcast tonight? The one with Tony and Gordon in soft focus and warm firelight? I thought they were going to kiss and swap fluids at the end. We all know they hate each other. Gordon certainly wants to stab Tony in the back, but not in that way. It was almost as homoerotic as those old Brut adverts with 'enry Cooper and Kevin Keegan flicking each others arses with towels in the shower.

The world has gone mad.

I'm off to buy some drugs so that I can make sense of it all............

(only joking mum)