You Spurs

Funny old evening's football ahead.
It's North London's second biggest match of the season as the lads take on Ars*n@l at the library. It was a cracking match down the Lane in November (4-5) and it could have gone either way. We lost and it's been a few years since we've won at Highbury. The Ars* are only playing for second place this season but they won't be relaxing and we need points for the last UEFA place, so it's possible that this evening's match will be most closely watched by Chelsea who will win their first title for 50 years if - sorry when we beat the gooners later.
I'll be honest and say that I've always found Tottenham/Arsenal matches a bit of a pantomime. 35,000 grown men singing "Fuck off Arsenal" or something similar, receiving various 'Pride of London' retorts, it's all very jolly but Chelsea (and West Ham) have always been the teams to really raise my venom.
So, beat Ars*n@l and give the title to Chelsea or lose and delay the ineviatble. That's not really a choice though is it!! To hell with the title - Chelsea have bought it, not won it.

Come on you Spurs.....