Congratulations

Here's a heart warming little story. Percy and Florence Arrowsmith, who are 105 and 100 respectively, celebrate their 80th wedding anniversary today. Isn't that lovely. I see old couples walking down the street sometimes, hand in hand and it always makes me smile. True love can prevail.

If you don't fancy getting married, San Francisco is to host a self-pleasure marathon. Fill in your own w@nkathon one-liners. (thanks pieman)