Scorn

Sometimes you read a story about bitter women (men less frequently) and their revenge and you think to yourself "Oh, that was a bit harsh". Sometimes though you think "Big up you love, the twat deserved it"

I think this falls into the latter category...

Scorned wife sells Lotus for 50p

A Birmingham radio DJ discovered hell hath no fury like a woman scorned after his wife sold his £25,000 luxury sports car on the internet for 50p.

Tim Shaw's wife, Hayley, put the Lotus Espirit Turbo on eBay after her husband propositioned glamour model Jodie Marsh live on-air on his Kerrang! FM show. Mrs Shaw, 27, said the flirtatious interview had been the "last straw" in their relationship. The car sold within minutes of it being posted on the internet site.

Mr Shaw upset his wife when he announced over the air that he would leave her and their two young children for Ms Marsh. The item description for the car on eBay read: "I need to get rid of this car immediately - ideally in the next two to three hours before my husband gets home to find it gone and all his belongings in the street."

Jodie Marsh in case you don't know is one of those famous for being famous slappers - like Abi Titmuss. She's a Z list celebrity jizz sponge, and may I say a bag ugly one as well. If you're interested enough to look her up check out her nose which has had so much surgery it is beginning to resemble the frontal appendage of a duck-billed platypus - I kid you not. It's a very strange shape indeed.

Olsen watch

Recent sticky fingered Olsen hunters have come from

Indiana State University
Universitaet Bayreuth (Germany)
Federal State Vorarlberg School District (Austria)
Abingdon School (England)
Maricopa Community Colleges (Arizona)
NASA (Pasadena, Cailfornia)

NASA!! What the f'k. Aren't you guys launching a shuttle in a couple of weeks? Keep your minds on the job, you can't afford to lose another one.