D Day

Yes, it's Transfer Deadline Day.

And once again, the mighty Spurs are being linked to every two-footed male from Fatty Foulke to some bloke who has a smooth bottom.

There's only one name on our lips though.

Come back Robbie Keane,
Oh, where have you been...

On a bench in Liverpool. Criminal.

You Spurs

European success the easy way...

Spurs get bye to Uefa Cup last 16

Tottenham have been given a bye into the last 16 of the Uefa Cup, subject to a possible appeal from scheduled opponents Feyenoord.
The Dutch club were kicked out following crowd trouble earlier in the season against French side Nancy.

As I understand it, there is a crack team of undercover Spurs fans on the way to Europe in order to stir up trouble at all the remaining ties. We should get a bye all the way to the final. Easy.

And it's no wonder the French never win anything in Europe if all there teams have names like Nancy. **snigger**

God-like

Ronadlinho - we're not worthy.